What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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