I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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