if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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