am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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