I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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