I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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