i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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