Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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