So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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