One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
