Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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