have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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