Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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