i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Randomize
