im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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