actually, I'm a sock model
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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