Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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