I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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