called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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