if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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