well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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