he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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