dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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