Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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