And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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