If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
it was like his penis was on wheels.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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