Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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