You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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