I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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