I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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