That's intense
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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