The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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