yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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