My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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