So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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