We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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