There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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