guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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