doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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