the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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