dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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