the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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