I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Randomize
