I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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