Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Randomize
