Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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