Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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