I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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