Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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