The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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