i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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