I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I think people are normalizing furries
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