hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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