I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
