Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I need moral support for this bender
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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