But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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