He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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