i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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